A husband and wife are doing the deed and the husband says: “oh yeah, spread ’em wider” so she does.
A few seconds later, he says again “Spread them wider” again she spreads them wider.
Shortly after he says:
“No WIDER WIDER WIDER”
And she says:
“JESUS! Are you trying to get your balls in!?”
The husband responds:
“NO! I’M TRYING TO GET THEM OUT!”