Cum ii explici unui englez numele oraselor din Romania

Baicoi – Hey, Ball!
Urlaţi – Gimme Some Noise
Ciorogarla – Nigga River
Constanţa – The Steadiness
Afumaţi – Neversober
Slobozia – A Very Wrong Local Tradition
Călăraşi – Silly-dressed Folks on Horses
Piteşti – Youdohide
Oneşti – The Sincere
Huşi – Shoo!
Buhuşi – Boo!
Satu-Mare – The Rather Roomy Rural Community
Slatina – Slut Tina
Târgu Frumos – The Aesthetically Pleasing Bazaar
Buzău – Really Fat Lip
Năvodari – Networkers
Dor Mărunt – Miniature Melancholy
Voluntari – Town of Unpaid Assistants
Domnesti – You the king!
Bucuresti – Is like having fun, but no one has in fact.
Caldarusani – Bucketeers
Ploiesti – Rainman
Negru Voda – Darth Vader
Vanju Mare – Cannot be translated but is very popular among girls.
Viseul de Sus – Uptown Restroom
Botosani – Everybody gives head
Piatra Neamt – German stone
Alba Iulia – White Juila
Fetesti – Girly town
Otelul Rosu – Russian steel
Negresti – Ghetto
Budesti – Shitting place
Eforie – Drugs allowed
Fundulea – Everybody loves anal
Baia Mare – Very big bathtub
Campulung – A very long field
Portile de Fier – Iron Gates
Dragomiresti – Lots of Dragomirs